Anonymous asked: hey my girlfriend asked me to give her oral sex but how do I do it?? c:
does anyone else have those people that you’re friends with but you don’t know why and they annoy the fuck out of you
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you
Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
Primadonna Girl, yeah…
That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….
And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.
Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?
Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place.
And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door